Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008) Reviews

• Stupid... and proud of it!

  capkronos2009-04-01

  If you're not a fan of forced comedy, pop culture references and low-budget B-horror/exploitation, then I wouldn't bother with this one... It's a maybe for everyone else. A slew of airhead community college students, led by the original bikini bloodbath slumber party massacre survivor Jenny (Rachael Robbins, replacing Leah Ford) accidentally resurrect pudgy Chef Death (Robert Cosgrove Jr.) while playing around with a OUIJA board. The now somewhat dead-looking killer (in a minimal makeup job) then goes around killing our bikini-clad heroines off one-by-one. Lesbian gym coach Miss Johnson (Debbie Rochon), who got a hatchet planted in her chest in the first film but managed to survive the attack, is now running a bikini car wash where all the girls work. Miss J also hosts a party for her employees and their dates where the most of the "carnage" takes place. This follow-up to 2006's BIKINI BLOODBATH is more of the same; overlong dance sequences you might want to fast-forward through, hit-or-miss comedy (that usually misses to be quite honest), three brief topless scenes, lots of bikini action (obviously inspired by the BIKINI CAR WASH COMPANY flicks), rock soundtrack, etc. As was the case last time, everyone looks like they're having a good time, so that helps. Also several noticeable improvements have been made over the first film. For starters, Rochon has a major role instead of a cameo and does a great job here as usual. Secondly, the film has more gore. I'm not saying it's pulled off very well (the editing is a bit choppy), but at least they tried to increase the amount of bloodshed and cheap fx so this actually seems more like a horror-comedy this time out. Lastly (editing aside), the film looks more professionally done than the first, which was a bit rough around the edges at times. Here they did a nice job with the cinematography and such for the budget range. Many of the same actors and actresses killed in the first film also show up again, but playing different roles. While this isn't going to appeal to everyone, it's an OK time-filler for fans of cheap horror-comedies. Amusing at times (including a Michael Jackson "Beat It" parody that comes out of nowhere), annoying at others (some of the running gags are lame). I'll still be sure to check out the thrilling conclusion to the trilogy - BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTM AS (announced at the end of this one) - as soon as I can cause I'm a completist like that.

• If you need sleep and are having a problem turn this movie on

  stdly20002014-08-30

  I always start with I am a bad movie addict and get razed about it allot But WOW this was a really terrible movie. I have been robbed of precious time I could have used in a much better way like sleeping eating or just staring at a blank wall would have been a better use of my time. I almost didn't watch it to the end, two or three times I almost shut her down buy I figured to give an honest review I should finish the move. I was tired when I started watching and had a really hard time staying awake to the end. I also respect others opinions but gavin6942 could not be reviewing the same movie I just watched and if he is and has that much free time on his hands he should watch Bunnyman HA HA HA. Sorry gavin6942 but come on let's be honest. I can watch Porno if I want boobs but when you watch a comedy horror that has bikini in the title you just expect lots of boobs even the one short shower scene was boring. Being a so called horror film the only part that was scary was is that this movie made it to film. The girls are suppose to be hot but they hang with a bunch of idiot supposed nerd type guys or maybe they we're supposed to be jocks. The guy with the long blonde hair (maybe a wig) was hard to even look at I tried to cover part of the screen with my hand every time he was on screen because his part was making me physically sick to my stomach. The blonde idiot's friends where no better all of the acting was bad in this movie and I mean ALL. One of the teachers wears a Gilligan hat short on props maybe I have no idea but it sure looked stupid maybe that's what they wanted again I have no idea. After all the people the butcher kills the one girl left at the end uses one hand with a bat and decapitates him with a single blow? I could go on but why and I'll try to be nice but I am warning you do not waste your time on this hunk of crap.

• Amazingly Hilarious Comedy Film With Horror Elements

  gavin69422008-11-07

  A group of college girls work with Miss Johnson (Debbie Rochon) to run a car wash... with plenty of bikini action. All is fine and good until Chef Death is raised from the dead following a communication with him via a Ouija board. This is one of those reviews where, with all due respect to the people who made this film, I have to be brutally honest. Guys, you really impressed me. I'm serious. As a reviewer for Killer Reviews, I often get contacted by independent film makers who send me films that should never have even been conceived of on those long, drunk nights. I feared this was another one... I mean, "Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash"? Who can take that seriously? But they proved me wrong. While the actors are largely amateurs (with Debbie Rochon being an exception and taking a surprisingly large role as the lesbian matron of the college girls) they are all, without a doubt talented and funny people (and attractive, too, if you're worried about the car wash scenes). I laughed out loud many times, and to my surprise my girlfriend loved it, too. In fact, I think her laughter was longer and harder than mine. For a woman who has only been exposed to such films in the past month, she's really grown fond of them and this was one that stands out. I want to single out Bruce Seymour, who played Community College Commander. I loved the numerous G.I. Joe references and the Michael Jackson references and many of the more obscure bits. But Seymour's role, although brief, made me want to blow liquids out of my nose if I had any liquids with which to blow. Sadly, my cup was empty. The "blood" part was actually pretty minimal, whereas the "bikini" part was much greater. And yes, friends, there's some nudity. I think this worked well. I'm all about senseless violence and blood and gore. But comedy is so much harder to achieve, which this film did well. Not to say the gore was awful. There was one effect involving a nipple that shows a level of skill and ingenuity rarely presented at this level. Well played, folks. For anyone who loves bad jokes, pop culture references and the like... you'll really dig this flick. Don't let the cheese factor fool you, these guys are hilarious and deserve more credit than I can give them. The closest I ever saw to a film like this was "The Janitor", or perhaps "Filthy McNasty". I'd place this between the two -- not as great as "The Janitor", but better than Chris Seaver's "McNasty" (sorry, Debbie, I know you love defending Chris, but he has been beaten). If your video store carries this, rent it. If not, it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy it. Support independent film at its finest.

• Please stop making these movies

  manager591712942008-10-17

  I'll start on a positive note. At least Debbie Rochon has more than 30 seconds of screen time in this sequel... OK... That's about it. Wait. Actually the film makers finally realized that with a title with the word "Bloodbath" in the title that they should actually have "BLOOD" in the film! Hopefully you were spared viewing the prequel to this horrible flick. Just in case... YOU NEED BLOOD FOR A BLOODBATH! There's a little bit more in this version, but the effects were amateur at best. Sure, there are some funny parts, but it's hard to figure out if the film makers actually planned the funny parts, or if it's actually soooo bad that you have to laugh... If you like BAD horror movies with a few tits thrown in, then go ahead, rent it. But drink a lot... A lot of the same actors from the first film were in this one. The sad part is that they've gotten worse with time... Case in point. Sheri Lynn. Come on... She either funded this film herself, or is sleeping with someone who did. Her acting is absolutely atrocious. She only has 2 assets, and she doesn't even show them! You get some decent performances from Rachael Robbins, and a couple others, but on the whole, this is just a very low budget film with low budget actors doing low budget acting. Do yourself a favor and just give up on this series. Please. You'll be better off for it.

• You Get What You Pay For

  artpf2013-11-06

  A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action. What can you expect? Weeellll Puhlenty of T&A that's for sure. Puhlenty of blood. That's for sure. And good and puhlenty bad acting. The movie is just over an hour long is and made like a Troma film. Meaning super low (read: NO) budget and cheap effects. You get what you pay for, but at least it keeps moving and doesn't pretend to be a serious flick. There could have been more naked babes, that's for sure.