Chokehold (2019) Reviews

• What a terrible B moive!

  BasicLogic2018-12-28

  Guys such as Casper Van Dien and Lochlyn Munro have both become certified bad B movie brand names. Munro has been showing his face in most Steven Seagal's bad movies, Van Dien once could be a break-through star but later failed after several unsuccessful movies, and now also became a throw-back B movie actor since only movies with limited budgets and terrible screenplays would throw bones to him. This film is so bad, signed up several non-talent females to play some entry-level MMA female fighters with a terribly scripted, poorly directed B-movie. The storyline is so weak and cracked apart all over the place, some scenes were almost clueless. Pointless fights with unnecessary cruelty for the female actors to perform, breaking elbow or even thighs or knees. But there's almost no storyline at all. What a joke, how dare you guys call this as a watchable movie?!

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  nogodnomasters2019-02-11

  Zoey (Melissa Croden ) fights mixed martial arts and in the first 10 minutes, we see two broken bones. Zoey ends up street fighting after her father (Casper Van Dien) is murdered by the Russian mob for impersonating an actor. We spend the rest of the film watching a script limp along as she gets revenge. Some of the choreography looked like "professional" wrestling. Other times it was slow moving. The acting was not that great especially the scene "Zoey wake up! Someone help!" They could have come up with better lines or done a retake. Could have been worse. Not as bad as "Badass Showdown." Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity

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