We Are Monsters (2015) Reviews

• Dross

  thedmtmolecule2016-01-29

  This is a 'video-nasty'. A woman gets abducted, raped and tortured. She eventually gains control, and fights back. She kills the 'trio of psychopaths' - one at a time of course. The first guy dies in a wood-grinder. The psycho-woman dies from shotgun blast. The third guy gets all sorts of pain inflicted on him. I guess 'we can watch' because its revenge, and so justified (yawn). The penis-hammering scene was fairly well-acted (I think the penis was method-acting). If you like nightmarish torture stuff, this is for you. For the other 99.9% of us fairly mentally normal people, forget you saw the title, and just move on.

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• Same as every other rape movie.

  taylrkeke2016-01-28

  Agree with the only other reviewer below and hopefully the only other person who's ever seen this movie besides me. Every single one of these movies are the same -- innocent girl gets kidnapped and brutally raped by psychopaths, one of whom is stereo-typically mentally retarded, and then eventually she gets revenge in the end and the movie ends. Boring as hell with terrible acting and no unique twists. And enough already with the so called "shock value" of these types of movies. We've seen it all before. Many times in fact. There's really no point in doing a movie like this anymore unless you're going to really change things up. And this movie certainly doesn't even attempt to do that. Dumb plot, dumb actors, dumb movie. Pass.

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• Seen one, seen em all

  A_Different_Drummer2016-01-28

  Reviewers Notes: 1. Yet another torture porn in the grand tradition of films like I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE and LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Seen one, seen em all. 2. The date stamp says 2015 which is actually the creepiest thing in the movie (among many many creepy things) because the settings, the direction, the cinematography, the script, the acting, all of them scream 1974. Which raises the question, why would anyone want to do a film in 2015 that is completely indistinguishable from similar stuff shot about a half-century ago?? 3. The only other thing worth mentioning is the "tease" scene off the top where the kidnapper/abductor tells his fellow kidnapper/abductor that he wants to try "something different" with the new girl, he wants to make her "love" him. And for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second, the poor viewer (any viewer watching this film is automatically in deep distress, hence the adjective) might think that the producers and writers did this film because they have something new and different to add to the genre. But then the moment quickly passes, and you realize they do not.

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• Why Women in Peril Make Dumb Decisions?

  twotrybe2016-01-31

  So. I watched this film and it seems as if a majority of these types of films have one thing in common, women who make bad decisions. Do you ever wonder why people talk back to the screen, well, it's movies like this that shows the number of stupid times these kind of chick do dumb things. She escapes the first time and she can't keep her trap shut from all the whimpering she's doing while hiding form the bad guy. She takes off in the woods with him on her heels. She gets to the roadway only to find it blocked by a wire fence. Where does that exist in the U.S.? He captures her again and the head bad guy comes back and she berates the guy into raping her again. She escapes a second time, this time at night, and of course she passes out, typical. She wakes up the next day and she waste time by heading to the river to clean the blood off her and she gets caught AGAIN. He drags her back to the cabin and this time she fights back and gets the upper hand but instead of running off, she goes back to the cabin and gets the shotgun leaning against the couch. The main bad guy drives back up and he finds his dead friend and then he finds the girl with the shotgun and she threatens to kill him and fires off a warning shot. Look, you've been raped twice, watched another woman get her brains blown out and you want to play fair? This is not how the human condition works. You kill the guy, you don;t talk about anything. You level the weapon at him and you fire. Stop wanting to exact the same type on punishment he just doled out on you. Get it over with. Films like this are just frustrating to watch.

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• Really bad movie, but sometimes you need a really bad movie.

  tiskeith2016-04-02

  If you are in the mood to watch a really awful movie, this is it! Once in a while we find ourselves not wanting to watch a really good move or thriller so we settle for mediocre just to get to sleep or see how terrible a movie can be. I have to say this is the typical Terrible horrible. I never yell at the screen with a good horror movie, but this was down right stupid. To summarize the entire movie. The beginning is useless and serves no purpose in the plot what so ever. Female gets captured, raped. Oh yeah! She escapes, but then can't climb a fence next to a busy road. So she is caught again. Then she gets raped again then escapes again....well she passes out in the small Forrest to wake up and head to the lake instead of heading to the road...??? Anyways typically idiotic revenge from here on out. I am actually writing the review while the rest of this movie is playing out. Enjoy!!

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